i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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