The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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