you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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