i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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