Nicole vs. Life
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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