im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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