And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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