Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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