i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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