gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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