He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You have to summon your inner elephant
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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