and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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