is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
birth control should be required to get into college
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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