and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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