Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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