Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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