My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
false alarm, still single
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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