Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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