Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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