this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Randomize
