I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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