dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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