Porn is love you can see.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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