I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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