Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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