IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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