She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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