it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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