We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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