it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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