it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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