**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He kissed a someone with a penis
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Don't EVER smell your tampon
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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