god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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