No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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