do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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