I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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