can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Dick very happy bro
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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