i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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