I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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