So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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