dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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