At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
