apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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