How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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