So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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