So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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