Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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