She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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