ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
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S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
no you cant smoke seaweed
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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