so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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